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Nancy Roman

The Hollywood of Stuff

I’ve never been one of those people who sleep till noon.

Well, okay, yes I was. I was the typical teenager who slept the morning away on the weekend. But not till noon. Maybe 11:51.

But as an adult anyhow, I’ve always been up each morning at a reasonable hour. Even on weekends. And if it was mostly because I prefer an afternoon nap…whatever. It still counts.

Sometimes I have risen early enough to see the sunrise. But by ‘seeing the sunrise’, I mean ‘watching it from my kitchen window’.

This year has changed. Thanks to becoming a puppy parent, I am often actually outside at dawn. It is pretty amazing (in good weather).

There is a tree way in the back of our yard. It’s an ordinary tree. But in the early morning, with the sun rising behind it, it takes on an ethereal glow.

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I was contemplating this tree yesterday morning, and suddenly I thought:

This is the Grace Kelly of trees.

And I think you may understand what I mean: Classic, exquisite, elegant.

And it occurred to me that many things we see everyday could benefit from similar personifications. By comparing the object to a person so transcendentally famous, we can immediately and clearly convey the precise attributes of that object.

We could call it

The Hollywood Metaphor.

For example:

A great old wrap-around porch could be The Tom Hanks of Porches:  Welcoming, comfortable, unpretentious.

And how about

The Audrey Hepburn of Lamps – slender and upright and distinctly European.

The Oprah Winfrey of Teas – reassuring and warm, while instilling a sense of power.

The Humphrey Bogart of Opossums – so homely you have to love ’em.

The Gregory Peck of Bridges – trustworthy and enduring, but not ostentatious.

The Mick Jagger of Backpacks – leather so worn, your want to rub your body against it.

The Al Pacino of Shoes – over-the-top flamboyant, but you still want to wear them every day.

The Morgan Freeman of Antique Shops – perfect combination of seedy and dignified.

The Gene Hackman of Pickup Trucks – it doesn’t have to look good to get you and your stuff where you need to be.

The Marilyn Monroe of Brandy Snifters – lovely but so fragile you can’t bear to use them.

And of course,

The Meryl Streep of Saucepans – where you can cook absolutely anything and it always comes out perfectly.

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33 Comments

  1. Love this post – great analogies! And sunrise is my favorite time of day.

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    • It is beginning to be my favorite time of day too. Although I still love the stillness of the late afternoon.

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      • Sort of a toss-up for me: sunrise or sunset!?

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  2. Love the Meryl Streep of saucepans. I think she is amazing.

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  3. i love this

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  4. davidhambling

    The Tom Hanks of porches is of course wooden 😉

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  5. Pam

    I enjoyed your great analogies! Love your Grace Kelly tree!

    Just this morning, since I was babysitting my grandpuppy overnight, I was out in the backyard with her at 6:00 a.m, when it was so peaceful and absolutely quiet that I noticed a rooster crowing in the distance. I didn’t know there were roosters anywhere near my house! Ha, no kidding! There is something special about the dawn of a new day before the hustle and bustle starts in. It makes me feel like I have the world all to myself for a little while. I always get up earlier than necessary just to have a little time to meditate and acknowledge that all is well. (when it is)

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    • I am just discovering the truth of what you have found in the quiet of dawn.

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  6. I am not a sleep till noon type of person either I like to be up and get things done with type of person

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    • I can’t exactly claim I like to get things done. I just like to enjoy the early morning.

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  7. A Nancy Roman type of post! Funny, original, and clever!!!

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  8. We just talked about Meryl Streep, as yesterday “east of Africa” was on TV here in Germany. And yes, she can play almost anything, even a saucepan..

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  9. I am also getting good at afternoon naps. It seems to be a luxury. I was able to get the house to myself for a few hours on Sunday and me and a couple of cats luxuriated in the quiet afternoon. Awesome metaphors. I might have to try some of those, but I might also get a headache.

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    • I’d love it if you (or anyone) could come up with some more!

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  10. Since we got a dog I found the dawn and last-at-night walks to be the best.

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    • Late night is a little spooky around here… very dark, coyotes, etc.

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  11. Christine

    In addition to the Grace Kelly of trees I think you can have a John Wayne of trees too — a totally different type, big and solid, maybe storm-damaged but still standing.

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    • That would work. I’ve seen some John Wayne trees.

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  12. Perfect descriptors. And Sunday afternoon naps are the secret to a happy life.

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  13. I also enjoy early mornings (more in summer than winter) and feel I get more out of the day. Plus sunrises are beautiful!

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    • I am enjoying more than I thought I would. And although I agree that summers are best, I even liked going out in the dark in the early winter morning.

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  14. Love all these, especially the Mike Jagger backpack. I’m not sure how he’s still getting women to rub against him, but that’s another blog post! Funny!

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    • I think charisma is a real and physical thing.

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  15. And you, my dear, are the Simone Biles of bloggers!

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    • Thank You So Much! Very high praise!

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      • Oops! I meant every word of my ‘label’, but just realized that Simone, wonderful tho she is, is NOT ‘Hollywood’. Hmmm. I guess you’d have to be the Jennifer Lawrence of Bloggers

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        • Oh, Simone probably WILL be Hollywood, so you are just ahead of the field.

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  16. If it has Meryl Streep in it, I will want to go see it. I did recently see the one where she sings. Amazing performance.

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  17. Enjoyed the list of comparisons. The classic stars will never date your writings!

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