Category Archives: Style
Not Quite Old Tanning
There’s no doubt about it, tanning ages your skin. Unfortunately, white skin ages YOU. I mean, really, is there anything older than an old lady’s white shin? Perhaps her white thigh, which is why old ladies never reveal anything above the knee. I have white skin. Luckily, I’m not the burn and peel, burn and …
Not Quite Old Blue Jeans
Today is a jeans day. We have no dress code at work, and very casual is the rule. So today it’s knee-length blue jeans. Bottom of the knee, which is odd, but somehow leg-elongating. Faded, with a slim fit, they have a little slit at the hem so I can bend at the knee. My …
Not Quite Old Bathing Suits
The end of July, but the first time this year at the beach. The teenagers look so great. Bikinis, flat tummies, firm thighs. The women just a little older look a bit more voluptuous–amazingly beautiful, if you can stand the tattoos. Then there’s the thirties and forties. Some thin, some heavy. This is when the …
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